VIDEO GAME FAVS

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

i've been an Animal Crossing fan since the OG gamecube game, but New Horizons is my overall favorite installment in the series

i do miss how much personality and unique dialogue the villagers had in New Leaf, but i've had a LOT of fun with New Horizon's plethora of customization options, obsessively decorating my house to a degree never before witnessed in my gaming career

while it isn't perfectly catered to Every Single One Of My Animal Crossing Wishes, it takes a lot of what made the older games good while being a fresh, distinct entry in a series that previously had issues with being kinda stale (looking at you City Folk)

Banjo-Kazooie

Can You Tell That I Grew Up With The N64

Banjo-Kazooie is THE nostalgic childhood game.
i grew up playing a few 3D platformers, but this is
The Game that i've religiously replayed over the years. i love its cheeky personality! the worlds are so charming! collecting things makes my serotonin pop off! Grunty's Lair is still one of my favorite hub worlds—venturing deeper and deeper into its interior, uncovering entrances to new levels and little hallways hiding other secrets, enthralls me to this day

i also really like Banjo-Tooie, but i'll admit that the world designs in this game are more finely crafted than Tooie's huge giant monstrosities

BattleTanx: Global Assault

you may look at screenshots of this and think "wow that's a crusty N64/PS1 tank battle game" but it's actually aged surprisingly well!

i played this game a ton growing up, and it's still super fun to boot up the campaign mode, promptly ignore the objectives, and instead blow up every building in sight. multiplayer's also pretty good, boasting a variety of Tank VS Tank Action

there's even some fun glitches included! my favorite is launching yourself out into the void to take a leisurely drive, free from the hustle and bustle of war

Deadly Premonition

okay so i haven't actually played this game myself, but i recognize art when i see it. Mr. SWERY watched the entirety of Twin Peaks and told himself "i am going to make the most legally distinct video game of all time." the gameplay looks miserable, the graphics are dreary, the audio mixing is a nightmare, but whenever i see York whip out his inhuman shark smile i can't help but dreamily sigh and think to myself Yes...... This Is What Gaming Should Be

gaming is an experience, and this game is certainly the experience of all time

Endless Ocean: Blue World

biggest crime of the century that this game is so underrated. i am a huge fan of aquatic aminals, so a whole game dedicated to swimming around with fishies was a dream come true as a kid

Blue World improved quite a bit on the first game's formula! there's much more actual gameplay and environment variety to the Scuba Experience, and actually the first game is so much funnier in retrospect bc like, while in Blue World dangerous animals are somewhat of a threat, the first game would let you swim right up to a great white shark and pet it like a beloved family dog. anyways this game rocks please play it

Fire Emblem: Awakening

first Fire Emblem game i ever played babey!! i am an RPG Enjoyer and this game sure enables me to overthink every single move i make bc hey stop dying stop dying why is everyone dying UGGGHHH i have to restart this map AGAIN. i think this and Three Houses are the only TRPGs i've played?? i really like how important positional movement is in this game, it adds a hellish amount of methodical planning to the RPG formula

also making this game half dating sim is what saved this franchise you cannot change my mind

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

i wanted to play this game for YEARS, but a deadly combo of I Like Owning Physical Games and DS Prices Go To Hell meant that i never got around to it until i laid my grubby hands on the remaster

every single Ghost Trick fan is right, the game is GOOD but we can't tell you a single detail about it.
it's a compelling mystery that keeps up a snappy pace, constantly feeding you enlightening info that simultaneously opens up more questions. and the puzzles are fun!! the game does a good job of keeping the Rube Goldberg-esque puzzles fresh and varied, and i really enjoyed them even when they made me feel like an idiot a couple times :^)

also: Missile 🧡

Gnosia

most succinct way to describe this game is
Amogus Time Loop Visual Novel

honestly this is a hard game to recommend bc i can easily see it being way too boring and frustrating for some people. you're stuck in a time loop where you have to do these Among Us/Werewolf-style debates with NPCs over and over and there's not exactly too much to the plot. the focus of the game is more on learning about these different interesting sci-fi characters—i had fun with the core gameplay and i liked the characters, so that's what made the game good for me!

Hades

LOVE THIS GAME LOVE THIS GAME LOVE THIS GAME RIPS OFF MY SHIRT AND YELLS!!!!
the gameplay speaks to me on a primal level, i am a huge fan of fast-paced melee combat and Hades gives me exactly what i crave (adamant rail fans do NOT interact, i am in a committed relationship with the fists). i haven't played too many rougelikes in my time but like, the formula in this game works for me. there's so much room to experiment with different builds and you can get some really busted/funny combos. plus it's fun chatting with the fifty billion different characters!

let it be known that Jen Zee is an art goddess and im perpetually in awe of her power

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak

hamha!!! it's Hamtaro Time!!! i loved Hamtaro as a kid, too bad his series flopped super mega hard in the west 😔 but! we thankfully got one of the most adorable games ever created! that stinker Spat is going around ruining the love of ham-hams all over the ham-ham world, so Hamtaro and Bijou are off to save the day! i believe in them!!

the main gameplay loop is running around and learning random new ham-chats to later utilize in various ham-situations, which is a mechanic that all good video games should incorporate

Hatoful Boyfriend

i cannot emphasize enough how much i unironically adore this game

sure, yes, this is the funny pigeon dating sim where you woo actual birds, but it's a parody that takes itself quite seriously when needed. the character writing is surprisingly nuanced, lowering your guard with its kooky concept and birdie shenanigans, but then you're growing genuinely attached to these birds and wait what? that route actually made me really sad?? and oh my god there's a story mode? and it's making me cry?? im crying over a bird dating game???

Hollow Knight

can't believe it took me five whole years to finally get around to this game bc DANG y'all weren't lying,
That Game Sure Can Good. it's like!! super fun!!!!
just like Breath of the Wild, it activates the part of my brain that loves to poke my schnoz into every single corner of the map, but then i gotta eventually look up a guide and be like "wait that was also hiding there??"

also LOVE the combat, fast-paced melee is one of my great true loves. and i never got salty from a boss battle :^) or any of the platforming :^) i definitely beat everything first try :^)

what an aesthetically melancholy bug world... an old sadness saturates the very ground you walk upon

The House in Fata Morgana

a gothic drama that loves to dig its claws into the drama and trauma of its characters. while it can definitely linger on some genuinely heavy topics, it never felt like the story got melodramatic or wallowed in suffering porn, thanks in large part to how much empathy the narrative extends to every single character. there are some abhorrent people here, but everyone is so fleshed out that, even if you despise what they've done, you come to understand what twisted them into such monsters.
the darkness is balanced out with authentic hope; these are broken people, but with the support of each other they desperately strive to carve out their own happiness

WARNING: the first chapter is UNGODLY boring

Hypnagogia: Boundless Dreams

haven't actually played this game myself (yet), but i really liked what i saw! you basically walk around these PS1-style dream worlds, each featuring their own distinct vibes and various dream citizens

some worlds are peaceful and calming, others unsettling, and there's one world in particular that sticks out in my mind bc it had maybe one of the best horror atmospheres i've seen in a game in a while
(I Was Spooked)

Ib

Ib my beloved...... this is one of my favorite games from the heyday of RPG Maker Horror Games™

a haunted art gallery makes for SUCH a good horror setting, and even tho it's just a humble little pixel game it's got some of the best spooky atmosphere i've ever experienced. pixel games leave more up to your imagination so it's like, spookier and stuff

i love Garry and Ib, they have such a cute brother/sister type relationship 😭

Inscryption

who woulda thought that a Horror Deckbuilder Roguelike would work so well but hey! it does!

this game gets up to some shenanigans (can't say more without spoiling the fun), but i had a lot of fun with the actual card gameplay! i also got my butt stomped more times than i can count but that's like, part of the experience babey!! sometimes the RNG goes right for your jugular and other times you stumble into the most busted Power To Kill God deck

Katamari Damacy REROLL

it took me TOO LONG to play Katamari!! 😩 love to be just a little guy rolling up a big ball of Stuff and definitely not being a menace to humanity

there's such a simple joy in scampering around and rolling up bigger and bigger stuff into your ever-growing katamari. and by simple joy i mean the pure rush of unhinged power going to my head as i amass an Unstoppable All-Consuming Giant Abomination To Surpass Metal Gear

Kirby Air Ride

watch out!! kirby's got a car!!

another multiplayer game i played a TON growing up, loved playing the city trial over and over and over again. there's something addicting about having only a few minutes to scramble together as many power ups as possible while thinking to yourself "well that Stadium Hint was CLEARLY alluding to that one racetrack so i'll grab THIS car and THESE power ups" and then you get to the stadium event to see that it's a demolition derby. why did the stadium hints actively lie to you

Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

every kirby game i've played is fun but this one has always been my favorite 😤

it introduced THE best kirby mechanic of all time: combining abilities. but apparently no other kirby game since has truly embraced this super fun and exciting and awesome mechanic bc??? the devs are bullying me personally i guess. just let kirby be a fridge again this is all i want in life

but man what a cute game 😭 whenever i replay it im so impressed by how they could make such delightful environments with the power of Basic N64 Polygons

The Legend of Zelda:
Breath of the Wild

i didn't grow up playing Zelda games, so im really glad that im finally getting to some as an adult.
and hoowee wowie zowie this sure is a stellar game to have as one of my first Zeldo Experiences (my very first Zelda game was Spirit Tracks so y'know. a bit of a step up)

this game aggressively activates the part of my brain that must explore every single corner of the map, so you can imagine the lucrative levels of serotonin injected directly into my system. i do wish that the combat was more fun long-term (this game really needs more enemy diversity), but that doesn't stop this game from being one of my favorites of all time. (i also played Tears of the Kingdom, but i enjoyed my time with Breath of the Wild more)

Luigi's Mansion 3

this game took everything good about the first Luigi's Mansion and made it even better! i've never played Dark Moon so idk what that game was like, but playing this game made me nostalgic for the first one while also being like "wow this is all the fun and zany personality that the first one was going for!" love that they did whatever the heck they wanted for the designs of each floor of the hotel, keeps the vibes and gameplay varied

the controls can feel kinda clunky but like, the way the game functions is inherently clunky so they truly did their best to make the core gameplay as enjoyable as possible. everything is elevated by Luigi being a scared little baby man

Magic Pengel:
The Quest for Color

this game's more of an enigma for me than anything bc like, growing up i assumed that other people knew about this game bc i learned about it from a childhood friend. but no, nobody i know has heard of this game, there's minimal online discussions or videos of it, the only speedrun i can find is a partially documented one that was run during a charity event?? why is this game such a cryptid???

the gameplay was chemically engineered to appeal to my artist child brain bc it's like, similar to Pokemon but you draw your own critters!! it's so cool!!
why does nobody know about it!!!

Mario Kart Wii

oh yeah babey i grew up playing lots of Mario Kart, and you better believe that I'm Using Tilt Controls!!

i also played a bit of Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash growing up, but i played Mario Kart Wii to death (those two older games didn't age the best, please don't yell at me about Double Dash that game feels so slippery now). and now Mario Kart is like, the only game where i have a weird sense of competitive pride lmao, im super not a competitive person normally and im not even that good at the game but i need to be the best Mario Kart player in the room. horrible RNG game to invest your competitive pride into

Minecraft

you think im above recommending Minecraft?
a CLASSIC???

look, we don't talk about N***h but we can talk about the stellar sandbox experience. the world is quite literally your oyster to do with as you please, making it both a perfect single player and multiplayer experience. playing with friends, you can make a commune where everyone naturally goes off to do whatever silly tasks they enjoy the most. playing alone, i can tell myself i'll finally make a nice house this time and then inevitably spend all my time doing my favorite Minecraft activity: clearcutting forests. my friends always bully me for being a menace against nature but they just don't understand how relaxing it is :(((

OFF

another member of the RPG Maker Horror Era and one of my top aesthetic favs

love the art! love the simple yet atmospheric world designs! love that banger OST! it is a flavor of Surreal Metaphorical Storytelling that my pretentious sensibilites simply cannot resist. definitely a game that you should experience for yourself if you haven't already, the mood is what really sells it

Paper Mario:
The Thousand-Year Door

i grew up loving the OG Paper Mario, so when i finally got around to playing The Thousand-Year Door in highschool i was pleasantly surprised by how well it expanded upon the gameplay and concepts in the first game. charming aesthetic, charming characters, really cool world designs, fun battles: it's got it all! both games are so comfy to replay u,w,u

also the badge system is one of my favorite things in any game, it's such a neat way to strategize what moves and skills you wanna use in specific areas and encounters (Hollow Knight's also got a similar mechanic and when i first saw it i was like :O!!! Just Like Paper Mario!!!!)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

so far the Only Ace Attorney game i've played, which is a shame bc i really like this game! i've since played The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles please clap

you snuffle around for clues to solve wacky and zany court cases with a loveable cast of characters!
i don't really have much specific to say bc i haven't played this game in a while, but i remember the court cases being fun and goodness gracious someone out there needs to help Edgeworth with his unnecessary feelings

Pokemon Legends: Arceus

im sure that a lot of us who grew up playing Pokemon dreamed of one day running around in the world with our funny little dudes. while Sword and Shield were the first step in that direction, Legends: Arceus is where i first actually felt like i was exploring the world with my guys. sure the graphics aren't great, but that never really impeded how much fun i had exploring all the different areas, even if i sometimes paused to be like "haha miserable pop in"

also, while it's a relatively minor change, i appreciated the addition of Strong and Agile moves. Pokemon's battle system has remained pretty milquetoast unchanged all these years, usually only slapping on a random gimmick each generation, but this actually felt like a fundamental shake up to battle strategy

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:
Explorers of Sky

PMD: Red Rescue Team was my (surprisingly kinda grueling) introduction to roguelikes, so my childhood had a decent amount of monster house jumpscares and miserable failures to recruit legendaries

i didn't play Explorers of Sky until much later, but i was very excited when i finally got my hands on it since everyone says it's the best PMD game. and guess what! the game's GOOD. love crawling around those dungeons with my crew and wow! it's a Pokemon game with some actual story!

Grovyle we all love and support you 🫡

Pokemon Snap

first Pokemon game where you could see these little stinkers existing in their natural habitats, it was very cool back in the day. love to launch apples directly at a Pokemon's head to make them cranky for the shot

after playing New Pokemon Snap, i still feel more fondly towards this game—one specific aspect that i love about this game is the (admittedly pretty limited) wonder-instilling exploration as you unlock new areas of the map. it's a relatively simple mechanic, but it's completely missing in the new game and that was one of the things i really wanted to see fleshed out and expanded upon 😔 New Pokemon Snap is still good but they didn't cater it to ME

Pokemon White

by this point you can probably tell that i popped out of the womb obsessed with Pokemon. the series may be extremely stale but its formula does, in fact, just work for me. i love running around a new region and collecting funny little dudes who'll be my best friends forever!! i am simply not immune!!

out of all the generations, i'd say that gen 5 was the most polished and fully realized point in the series.
it had charming and lively spritework, the closest attempt to an actual story, and the overall gameplay, while not really bringing any new innovations, was Very Solid Pokemon

Portal 2

HOOUUUGGGHHHUUGHGHHHHH <— me thinking with portals

one of the best puzzle games out there babey!! launching yourself thru portals at mach speeds is one of the simple joys in gamer life. single player campaign rips, multiplayer campaign rips, characters are great, humor still holds up well, we love to see it!!

im sure Portal 3 is just around the corner :'^)

Rayman 2: The Great Escape

for as much as i've see people layment Rayman fading from the gaming landscape, i feel like i don't see people talking that much about Rayman 2. what's up with that? am i just not in the right circles??

anyways this is another classic 3D platformer from my childhood, and out of all the platformers i've played i think this one has my favorite atmosphere. the game's like.... creepy. kinda spooky, kinda depressing. the Cave of Bad Dreams terrified me as a kid but i was so so strong and brave about it.
regrettably i played the N64 version so the certified banger of a soundtrack was blasted with the MIDIfication Beam (altho there are a couple N64 MIDI songs i actually prefer over the originals!)

Silent Hill 2

perhaps my favorite game that i've never played myself

i've experienced other games in the franchise (both good and very very bad), but i easily see why SH2 is held in such high regard. it's a finely crafted psychological horror narrative, where an oppressive foggy Silent Hill serves as the stage for James to be a healthy and well-adjusted person who has nothing in particular he needs to work thru. it's great symbolic storytelling! wahoo!

the remake also completely understood the assignment let's gooo

Space Funeral

hands you some blood. hands you some blood. hands you some blood. hands y

join Philip and Leg Horse on a mission thru a land of Many Bleeding Objects and Huge Banger OST.
tbh i haven't played this game in forever so my recollection's a bit fuzzy, but i remember charming characters, fun aesthetic, Blood. it's a good game okay just trust me on this one

Splatoon 3

Splatoon is the ONLY shooter that i've ever actively enjoyed. most shooters easily bore me bc the endless cycle of Click Heads and Take Cover gets real repetitive real fast, but Splatoon has a big focus on movement and turf control that i find truly engaging and fun. you have to concentrate on more than getting kills to have a big impact on the match! what a concept!

my favorite mode is Salmon Run bc i want to go to hell before i die :^)

Stardew Valley

YES im a girl. YES i play farm sims. we exist :/

honestly the only other farm sim experience i had before this game was Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life which, if you haven't played that game before uh, i remember it being kinda frustrating!

so Stardew Valley was definitely a huge step up for my farming gamer career, where i could get to know all these romanceable neighbors and customize my farm how i want to and not die of starvation after watering two crops. it takes that farm sim formula and polishes it into something that's pretty dang fun!

Super Mario Galaxy

i grew up playing quite a bit of Mario, so i sat back and thought over which mainline Mario game was my favorite. im an outspoken Sunshine enjoyer. 3D World was also pretty good. Odyssey was fun, but i quickly lose motivation to keep playing any game once i get to post-game content. i played quite a bit of SM64, but some aspects of that game are definitely crusty

out of everything, Galaxy has stuck with me the most. playing this game as a kid felt almost magical—orbiting around tiny planets, star bits showering down, the quiet expanse of the cosmos accentuating Rosalina's melancholy... it rests in a comfortable corner of my brain

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

how many people grew up playing this series?? i don't see many discussions about it, but every once in a while i'll see someone bring it up on online and a few other people will chime in like "oh yeah i loved that game as a kid!" there are perhaps dozens of us *googles* WAIT THE FIRST GAME SOLD OVER ONE MILLION COPIES?? WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE HIDING

okay anyways i've played the first three games (apparently there's a fourth one??) and i remember enjoying them! i'll admit this series doesn't stick in my brain as much as other childhood 3D platformers, but slinging around sicknasty boomerangs was rad

Undertale

Toby Fox is honestly such a huge inspiration for me. he poured so much of himself and what he enjoys into this game that it aggressively oozes his personality

all of the characters are wildly different but mix into a charismatic ensemble, the soundtrack is nothing but bangers, and the story knows exactly when to be a silly goose and when it's time to get serious. when i play Undertale, losing myself in Toby's playground,
i am reminded why i love the the humble joy of creating things

Yoshi's Story

obscenely potent game for a yoshi-obsessed child

couldn't tell you how well this game aged bc the nostalgia lenses are too strong. every yoshi sound is recorded in my brain, poochy's bark activates me,
I Will Collect Every Single Melon (not really i was terrible at that as a baby child lmao)

each discovery of one of the secret special-colored yoshis was SO exciting, and the terror of trying not to die during the trek thru a difficult stage in order to successfully unlock them was simply too much of an adrenaline rush for my developing brain

999: Nine Hours,
Nine Persons, Nine Doors

i've played the whole Zero Escape series and they're definitely all fun games, but 999 will always be my fav in the trilogy. it deftly builds up an oppressive horror atmosphere, leaving you anxiously anticipating when someone will finally snap before the whole ship sinks and takes everyone down with it

oh, but suddenly you're locked in a freezer with your grade school crush and she's charging up to launch into an hour long monologue about some pseudoscience nonsense and HELL yeah now THAT'S what the game's about babey!! bewildering rants spiralling into the most bonkers plot twists this world has ever seen!!